334). Monday, 5. January 2009 03:19 PM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Pie - Merry christmas and Happy New Year Cowboys.
Don't forget that if you pay your fees for the 2009 season before the 1st of February you go into the draw to win a ticket for two to be the cowboys guest at the Harley Draw at the club on the 14th of February. You don't get the chance to win the Harley but you get to drink, eat, listen to the band, and be merry all for free.
Did you know about the Harley Draw? Tickets cost $200.00 but wait until you see what you get. 1 in 200 chance to win a Brand New Harley davidson Street Bob. Plus the chance to collect one of three other cash prizes, and your ticket gets two people into the draw with food grog and entertainment included. You can go halves with someone or get a syndicate together. Tickets are close to selling out so call the club or see Tony Knox from the Fishing club to secure your ticket.

333). Friday, 12. December 2008 09:12 AM - Host: c211-28-206-39.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - See everyone Sunday at about 12pm for a few christmas drinks and some lunch at the club for the kids christmas party.

saddles replied: merry christmas and happy new year there fellas...just started our own blog

saddles replied: go to

saddles replied: www(dot)

saddles replied: carrumcowboys(dot)

saddles replied: blogspot(dot)com

saddles replied: sorry bout all that but wouldn't let me post address

saddles replied: at this new blog you'll bee able to add anything you want (not censored)

saddles replied: Hey pie if you got ne pics videos or stuff can you give me a call and i'll get you to email em to me ....cheers there

332). Tuesday, 4. November 2008 09:22 PM - Host: c211-28-254-238.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie (Cowboys) - You only have two weeks to get your kids name on the kids christmas list at the club. Get them in as its a great free day for the family and a great christmas catch up for the Cowboys.

331). Sunday, 19. October 2008 08:32 PM - Host: c211-28-210-174.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
PIE - EXTRA ORDINARY AGM FOR THE SPORTS CLUB ON SUNDAY NOVEMBER THE 23RD AT 12.30. AS MEMBERS OF THE COWBOYS YOUR MEMBERS OF THE SPORTS CLUB SO GET TO THE MEETING AND HEAR WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THE PLACE.

swill replied: not to be confused with the normal AGM the extra ordinary will be 20 minutes of meeting and 4 hours of beer swilling followed by Vinnie sneeking out for his bed time at 5pm

330). Sunday, 19. October 2008 08:29 PM - Host: c211-28-210-174.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
PIE - SPORTS CLUB KIDS CHRISTMAS PARTY.
IF YOU WANT YOUR CHILD TO GET A FREE GIFT FROM SANTA ON SUNDAY THE 14TH OF DECEMBER AT THE CLUB, THEN YOU NEED TO GET TO THE CLUB ASAP AND REGISTER THEM ON THE LISTS PROVIDED.
ON THE DAY THERE WILL BE FREE FOOD AND RIDES FOR THE KIDS AND A BAND LATER IN THE AFTERNOON.
COWBOYS USE THIS FUNCTION AS OUR CHRISTMAS GET TOGETHER SO SEE YOU THERE.

329). Sunday, 19. October 2008 08:25 PM - Host: c211-28-210-174.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Congrats to the new committee.
O.K., it’s the old committee revisited but it was a good AGM.
For those of you who weren’t there, some very important and interesting things were discussed but you weren’t there so bad luck. Oh, and the club put on free grog.
Thanks to those who apologized.

Noinvite Supporter replied: Can those who werent privy to AGM's "happen'n"..or for those who "just could not attend" please have a maybe a small report on the meeting issues discussed & outcomes etc posted herewith? Cheers.

thanks mate replied: not invited a bit rude of the committee

SMS replied: If Jugs has your number you'd get a message.

328). Tuesday, 7. October 2008 10:39 PM - Host: c211-28-207-3.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - ‘THURSDAY BAREFOOT AT CARRUM’
Come and enjoy the fun and competition of Lawn Bowls!
Get together a team of four or just come along yourself and meet some new friends
Registration night Thursday 30th October 2008 from 7pm (including practice, bar open and bbq)
Competition runs each Thursday at 7pm until presentation night on 4th December 2008
Lots of prizes and trophies up for grabs
Registration $10 per player plus $5 green fees each week

Carrum Bowling Club 716 Nepean Highway Carrum 3197
For more info please call Pie 0419000943 or Tracy 0414974035

327). Monday, 6. October 2008 12:06 PM - Host: c211-28-207-3.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Sandra Sultry - And the latest craze in Sweden is Aussie garden gnomes. Apparently a gnome was stolen from a property in Frankston and has been seen photographed in front yards all over Sweden usually curled up asleep and looking a little disheveled. The locals think its a great laugh but unfortunately for the little fella non of the attractive ones have chose to curl up with him as yet.

ones not enough replied: maybe these swedish girls are used to gnomes in a 4 pack?

minute replied: apparently this gnome was actually a lot smaller than the average garden variety gnome , some would say pocket size , back pocket size

326). Sunday, 5. October 2008 04:12 PM - IP: 197.333.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
goss - latest news from sweden.there is a drunken postie loitering around mail boxes with a postage stamp on his head,trying to get home.

325). Saturday, 4. October 2008 03:53 AM - Host: ppp91-196-73-192.pppoe.katrina.ru
angus - Very professional site. Keep doing.

324). Saturday, 4. October 2008 03:32 AM - Host: ppp91-196-73-192.pppoe.katrina.ru
max - Very professional site. Keep doing.

323). Friday, 3. October 2008 12:27 PM - IP: 203-196-57-130.static-dsl.vic.aussiewholesale.net
Wild Bill Clinton - When is the CPLFC AGM?

TBA replied: Im thinkin when jugs gets back from darwin.

322). Saturday, 13. September 2008 12:03 AM - Host: c220-239-218-88.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
pIE - IF YOU SEE A COWBOY OR COWBOY SUPPORTER, SPREAD THE WORD.
A/P MEDAL NIGHT THIS FRIDAY.
RING LIONEL TO CONFIRM YOUR COMING
0412952992

321). Friday, 5. September 2008 01:25 PM - Host: c211-28-200-116.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Congats to Heata on tripple dead heating to win in the League Best and Fairest. Not bad in a team that only won one game.

boo boo replied: Hey Yogi thats better than an average result

Gloria Marshall replied: For a bloke as fat as him it is a fantastic effort. Well done Eater.

true lion replied: cost himself a clear win by not visiting his hairdresser midyear

320). Thursday, 4. September 2008 11:20 AM - IP: 202-86-209-229.telarus.com.au
ARE THEY BACK YET? - Wheres the trip away report?

the concierge replied: rumours emerging from Adelaide are that there is a football team lost in a catacomb of hallways and corridors in a 3rd world hotel

old dart replied: with darts to be announced as an olympic sport for the 2012 London Olympics, it appears that our very own Molly may get an Australian guernsey on the back of some controlled, and not so controlled, ice throwing. not to be content with his usual targets, and under unjust rulings from the local officialdom, he calmly called where his next cube would strike and strolled from the building!

Sly of the Cowboy World replied: Rumour has it that a certain Adelaide Hotel has sent a bill to the Cowboys for the dirty floors and broken toilet and bathroom fittings. Rumour also comes to me that Fos has sent them an invoice for plumbing services renedred which will negate the cost of their claim.

319). Tuesday, 2. September 2008 06:40 PM - Host: CPE-121-219-28-8.vic.bigpond.net.au
Petals - Juggs, please pass this onto you club president. The over 47’s competition is gradually taking shape and more teams are expected for 2009 and beyond. Frankston Sharkies are seriously considering fielding an over 47’s team in 2009. The feedback in the recent weeks from some surrounding clubs is that a competitive team can be established. We would like to place an invitation to you and any players in your club that are eligible to join. We have considered the name Casey Districts (not finalised), as the predominant teams are in this district, even if your club is not the invitation to your club still applies. We ask that in the first instance for your feedback and within the next couple of weeks you provide me with a list of player’s names, dates of birth and contact numbers so we can arrange a BBQ get together in the pre-season to formally establish this team. If you would like further details please contact me on 0402 218 047 or email the list of players on compassist@bigpond.com Thank you. Mark Petalas.

Pie replied: G'day Petals,
I will chat to jugs about this. Our only problem is that if we keep our spot in Div 1 next year and continue with our masters, we need everyone on deck for that. Some of the guys may be interested though. Good luck in the Grand Final

318). Sunday, 31. August 2008 11:28 PM - IP: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
peechers - Thanks to Joffa and Trash for a sensational performance today out at the Pines.
Good luck for next year Cowboys.

317). Wednesday, 27. August 2008 09:35 PM - IP: 164.226.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
Austin Parker Night - Thanks for the bookings so far.Its good to see some tables taking shape.Keep it going,lets fill the place!

Flea bitten varmint replied: Hey postie, If your out there,could you please make mention of the AP night to remind the boys to ring me.Also may you and your intrepid travellers enjoy your trip away with the spoils of your hard woek during the year.Remember to have $200 in your back pocket for bail money.

Paul Keating replied: having had the recession that we have had to have, there appears to be minimal funds available for any forthcoming bail. however, each participating player will receive $2 that will prevent them for being arrested for vagrancy!

Yeshall Notpass. replied: “Are not the universal and irresistible Cajun Chicken
Wings ~ 2 bucks a pop or not?!?"

An obvious answer and he who distributes the bail funds
prior to the event, may have to rethink this strategy.

316). Tuesday, 26. August 2008 01:02 AM - IP: 170.366.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
Pony Express - Good to see a posse of Cowboys hightail it down to Rye to support Chapps and his Pearcedale boys. Flea, Postie, Fossie, Helmut and Oldy manned the boundary line and offered various forms of advice and commentary for those within earshot.

Scout replied: a rejuvenated and lively looking Richard Howlett was seen amongst the throng of spectators indulging in a skills session that will surely have tongues wagging. strong leading and single grabbing, kicking both with both sides, looked remarkably fresh and agile and easily accounted for his much younger adversary

footy tragic replied: Helmet back to his best form telling all in earshot how well he went during the quarter time breaks having a kick with his daughter. One spectator was heard to say, there doesnt seem to be much air in Rye today

word in replied: Native fauna in rye has reportedly fell victim to the shortage of oxygen that appeared on Sunday afternoon , local authorities are looking into it to find the cause....

CSIRO replied: Wind turbines ear marked for the Rye foreshore have now been put on hold due to the lack of atmospheric pressure in the region last sunday afternoon

Fireman Sam replied: CFA volunteers are concerned that recent oxygen depletion in the Rye area may also kill off native flora and create a serious fire hazard for the forthcoming summer.

315). Sunday, 24. August 2008 06:52 PM - Host: c211-28-200-116.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
TICKETS PLEASE - IF YOU HAVE A TICKET FOR THE PRESENTATION NIGHT WELL SELL A COUPLE MORE TO FRIENDS OR FAMILY OR SELL TEN AND MAKE UP A TABLE, OR WE'LL SIT YOU NEXT TO YOU KNOW WHO!!!!
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TICKET, GET ONE TODAY, NOT TOMORROW, TODAY!
RING LIONEL NOW 0412952992

314). Tuesday, 19. August 2008 08:54 PM - IP: 153.331.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
sad/glad/mad monday - Great to see some of the cowboys and supporters at the Cove.Pie,I dont know how I got home last night,made a very impressive entry with his face a nice shade of light grey.Something to do with drinking with kiwis I think.

Pie replied: I was green, not grey

Home Pride Bread Fred replied: and covered in crumbs after devouring several sacks of bread rolls. witnesses say that the scene was reminiscent of a wild night of chicken eating

Bernard King replied: Bakers Delight has reportedly put all Adelaide outlets on high alert.

313). Tuesday, 19. August 2008 04:48 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Look To 2009

It may have felt like a long season but in actual fact this is the shortest season the Cowboys have played since they started three years ago. In their first two years, the season extended beyond the home and away rounds to finals and grand final success, not so in 2008. For the final time this year the Cowboys met an opposition with bigger and fitter bodies who also had a well drilled game plan. Many people noticed the height mis-match when Paddy lined up on a guy who was at least 40cm taller than he was.

The backline was under pressure early and fought valiantly to curb the many scoring opportunities the opposition brought against them. As usual it was Postie, Rowdy, Ange and the Cougar that repelled the opponents time and time again. Eddy added a bit of venom to the backline with his hard attack on the ball and occasionally the visitors. Forward thrusts from the centre were made several times but were thwarted by much larger rivals. The home teams’ only goal for the quarter came after Flea got on the end of a Heater pass and took a courageous mark in the goal under intense pressure.

312). Tuesday, 19. August 2008 04:47 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Look to 2009 (part 2)

The second quarter was similar to the first, although Oldy and “stand-in” ruckman, Fab, were initiating the ball out of the centre, aided by Heater, Mearnsy and Shawy. Eddy claimed another victim (fairly) and the Beaconsfield forwards were starting to get a bit watchful when heading towards a loose ball. Coach Closey got the only major for the quarter after a great long pass from Postie who had drifted up to the centre square from the backline.

After the long break the Cowboys penetrated the forward line many times for little reward. The size and discipline of the opposition was too much for the undersized Cowboy forwards. Heater showed how it was done by finding some space and kicking truly.

In the last quarter for the year the Cowboys played some great football before Beaconsfield terminated the game with a number of goals. The forward line finally got their game into gear, as the Cowboys added three for the quarter. Flea got his second with a great kick from the boundary line, Steamer marked in the square and amazed everybody when he kicked truly (Fab swore Steamer had his eyes shut) and Penna ran onto a loose ball in the square and kicked the final Cowboy goal for the year.

311). Tuesday, 19. August 2008 04:46 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Look to 2009 (part 3)

The feeling around the club is excellent despite a year where success has not come as easily as it has come in the last couple of years so lets build on that over the off season and come back in the new year with hopefully some new faces (and taller players). Don’t forget the Austin/Parker night on September 19 when another name will be added to the record books of the Cowboys. It is sure to be a good night, as it has been for the last couple of years.

I have enjoyed giving everybody a summary of the games the Cowboys have played over the year (especially Pie and his Yeehah thing) and will return again next year if all goes well. I have tried to keep my identity secret over the year and on more than one occasion have denied my true identity. If you want to have a guess at who I am (don’t think of the obvious, my true identity will surprise many) feel free to have a crack. I might even reveal myself, in the nicest possible way, at the presentation night, if I am there, or I may continue the mystery in 2009. Then again I heard my good friend Mike Wilson is looking for a gig.

Cheers all,
Caro

flea replied: Caro is a true cowboy legend.Thanks for all your reports.

Pie replied: Thanks very much for your contribution for the year Caro.
I know who you are but I won't tell a sole because that wouldnt be cricket. Keep your identity a secret and I look forward to your reports next year.

curious replied: must be someone close to the action. as there are not too many cowboy supporters at home games let alone away ones

sleuth replied: well done pix

Caro replied: I don't think you do know who I am. I think you might think you know who I am but I think you should give me a hint by mentioning something that only you and I would know about

Inspector Clueso replied: Well, i am starting to think that i may not even know who i am, let alone who you think you could be or who i think you could be, i think. So if i think that i know, and you think that i dont know what i think i know, and i know that you dont think that i know what i think i know, then i must most definitely stop thinking!

true lion replied: just give me a while to disect all that and just be thankful that its written down not delivered verbally from u PIX!

true lion replied: Caro very few people would know of the significance of silver hqs at Roy Dore reserve!!!

?????? replied: For those who havent been around that long whats a HQS

tr replied: just before hj which also carries fond memories at RD res

310). Monday, 18. August 2008 08:16 PM - Host: CPE-121-219-232-211.vic.bigpond.net.au
Trowel head - Rumour has it that fozzy used his melon to trowel a curbe edge off on friday night , Kingston council are trying to locate the culprit apparently there is evidence of an eye brow on location that is remarkably similar to the one fozzy no longer has

Flea replied: I was reluctant to hand over the eye make up of the year award,but its all yours Foz.

Sly of the Cowboy World replied: I here he was pacticing for the TRIP away.

William Bligh replied: It appears that a delegate has been sent from Easter Island with the hope of finding a new mould for their head statues after learning of a substantial facial imprint in a Patterson Lakes footpath

309). Tuesday, 12. August 2008 05:46 PM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Sly of the Cowboy World - Rumour comes to me as fact via sms that the Cowboy Team Photo will be taken Wednesday night at the club at 5.50pm. Just because you don't have a flag doesnt mean that the photo shouldnt be taken for prosperity. And going by what Pie has said below, i think he needs the photo for the A/P Medal Night. Good year Cowboys, lets have a big Sunday, if not afternoon, at least night.

Maggie Bear replied: might be in need of some name tags too. apparently some bloke called bruisy or bouncer will be at training, anyone know him? "I say Arthur, who was that again? Oh reallly"

308). Monday, 11. August 2008 11:53 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Fight On (part 1)

Apologies to all readers about the tardiness of this report, I was hoping for a last minute invite to the Olympics and was too busy packing in anticipation to get fingers to keyboards. What is this Yeehah? Should I get check copy write laws and get my solicitors on the phone? Does anyone know a “cop” I could talk to to press charges? For some reason I feel if you go for Mike Wilson you will pretty much get what you get now.

As is the usual case the Cowboys were once again the smaller team on the field but clever use of the ball in the first quarter saw the Cowboys start like a house on fire with early goals to Trash and Flea after good use of the ball further up the ground. The opposition then got their act together and scored a few goals before Mossy kicked the Cowboys third leaving the Cowboys only 3 points behind at quarter time.

In the second quarter the Cowboys were not disgraced kicking three goals against a building wind. In his return to the Cowboys, after a few weeks injured on the sidelines, Oldy kicked one after a 25 metre penalty, Steamboat defied all the critics and goaled from 25 out and Flea got his second for the match. The backline, through Postie, Hilly, Cougar and Ange repelled the ball many times in the quarter and ran the ball out of defence well, however when turnovers came Footscray kicked long with the wind, found targets and converted well and went into the long break three goals up.

Pie replied: Sorry caro you missed the dealine and this won't be in the last Yeehah. The full colour copy collectors edition of the Yeehah will be at the club on Wednesday Night and at the game on Sunday.

307). Monday, 11. August 2008 11:52 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Fight On (part 2)

In the third quarter the Cowboys played some of their best football for the year and kept the opposition goalless for the quarter. Heater and Penna were linking the backs to the forwards and goals came to the Cowboys, with Mossy getting his second and Flea his third. This left the Cowboys only a couple of goals down with a quarter to go.

In the last quarter the Cowboys did all they could to win the game but were once again outsized across the ground. Mossy got his third for the game, but the highlight of the quarter was Heater knocking Mearnsy out (was Mearnsy getting to close in the Austin/Parker medal race, is Chapps to far behind to win with one game to go?) The ambulance took to the field to recover Mearnsy’s body but the old fella shook himself off and then proceeded to escort the ambulance off the ground, Moomba parade style.

The Cowboys only have one game to go and it is a home game against Beaconsfield this Sunday. The Cowboys have never played their last game of the season at home, as their “last games” have been Grand Finals played on the other side of the city, so get their on Sunday as it will be your last chance to see the Cowboys in 2008.

306). Sunday, 10. August 2008 09:09 PM - Host: c211-28-208-169.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
PIe - DESPARATE CALL FOR PHOTOS
I need photos of this years games, social events,and of last years Austin Parker Medal night. I don't even have one of Heater with his medal. Please, if anyone has any get them to me asap. I need them for this years medal night slide shows etc.

305). Sunday, 10. August 2008 09:05 PM - Host: c211-28-208-169.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Whats happened to Caro. You have until 12pm tomorrow (Monday) Caro if we are to include your Footscray report in the Yeehah. We love your contribution but we may sack you and get Mike Wilson for next year if you can't perform.

Rupert Murdoch replied: Mike Wilson?? is he any relation to Mike Sheahan??

Pie replied: We had Caroline Sheahan the contender for the job is Mike Wilson

304). Saturday, 9. August 2008 08:54 PM - IP: 35.363.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
Leyland Brothers - in the best interests of hungover cowboys, our resident roaming englishmen will be electronically tagged. this tag will send an electronic shock whenever he ventures more than 50 metres from the hotel and will therefore prevent him from leading us on an exploration of the citys' outer limits.

303). Wednesday, 6. August 2008 06:11 PM - IP: 108.c.001.bal.iprimus.net.au
Muddy Waters - Already there is a doubtful starter for the trip away. It seems Steamboat has run aground due to a clash of days with the junior presentation day. Other sources say he is just scared of being hit by flying chicken bones

likes his food replied: Steamboat probably thought there wouldnt be enough tucker.

late mail replied: Apperently postie has been training strongly and has lodged a late claim for a back pocket in the under 11,s finals team ...stay tuned

Tom Thumb replied: at this stage they are just seeing if there is a suitable match up, otherwise it may be back to the 9's

302). Tuesday, 5. August 2008 08:52 PM - IP: 38.368.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
Indiana Jones - Archeologists have stumbled upon what they believed to be Tasmania's greatest burial site. After some considerable exploration and excavation, it appears as if the site was infact home to an unusually large chicken population

goat f#@&*% replied: You eat one chicken and your branded for life.

mungdown replied: you eat 20,000 chooks you have to carry the legacy

301). Monday, 4. August 2008 07:14 PM - IP: 11.343.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
FLEA - I reckon the feeling around the place at the moment is better than during our winning years.Lets all continue this right up to the Austin/Parker night.Lets try and top the $1000.oo draw day and give this season a huge send off.Sept 19th 7.00 pm to 12.30am.Dress to the nines ,eat dance and a few beers.Rowdy and myself would be more than happy to take your bookings.Lets make it the best one yet!

General Soreness replied: Rowdy? Is that the unco-ordinated full back come wingman. By the way , i will be forfeiting this year's count until the committee admit their mistake from last year when they gave that fat guy the medal.Everyone knows i should have won it.And i want the new 2006 /2007 premiers t-shirt in recognition of the club record amount of home games played during the halcyon years.

Selector replied: So your saying G.S. they gave the Medal to the wrong FAT GUY ?
P.S. You get nuthin til ya pay for your Retro Top !!

general looseness replied: since the demise of the general Stuey is under incresing pressure to rival the feats of the retired free wheeling one but he is having a crack at the looseness award

General Soreness replied: Selector , that's exactly what i am saying. I'm sure i paid you for that top but since i hit my head against Greensborough i have a rare condition called financial amnesia and couldn't tell you one way or the other , so i will take the benefit of the doubt and will take it as paid. Pls forward a receipt asap. Wearing it now as a matter of fact.Looks great on me.

Phantom replied: Does ot hide the man boobs?

300). Saturday, 2. August 2008 08:09 PM - IP: 31.362.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
Colonel Sanders - Rumour has it that South Australian poultry farmers are expecting a surge in sales come the end of August

Got My Vote replied: As there is such things as goal of the year, or mark of the year, well this would have to be favourite for comment of the year...what a crack up!

BEEFER replied: Word is also the beef industry SA has been contacted by the Devonport angus beef stud and all hands are on deck to make sure whole cows are not devoured similar to last years runny egg episode

Codename Cyclops replied: There have been photos of a certain three eyed tattooed Cowboy put up at the security watch houses of all Sth Australian cattle studs , with a warning to shhot to kill if he approaches the premises. Should he choose to inhale there are grave fears that he could decimate the cattle industry and any subsequent breeding programs for years to come.

Feed the man meat replied: I thought they were all chardy drinking vegetarians in SA so maybe meat will be hard to get.

Plucka Duck replied: South Australian Police have been prewarned about potential trouble as protestors prepare to demonstrate at Adelaide Airport. Community goups are concerned about the imminent arrival of a well known chicken devourer, and are concerned that he may go on an alcohol fuelled chicken feasting frenzy and deprive the city of Poultry for the foreseeable future

BJ and the Bear replied: Fuel prices do not seem to be deterring Crissco as they have sent a convoy of cooking oil tankers to Adelaide in readiness for an increase in fried chicken sales.

David Copperfield replied: news just to hand - meatworkers at a local abattoir have reported a Cyclops like creature hovering above their paddocks in a helicopter , hanging out of the #@*%!pit , waving his hand over the livestock below. Police are looking for some one with a stage craft background , possibly a retired magician , as each time he performed a hand waving motion , up to a dozen sheep disappeared.

Wylie Coyote replied: meanwhile Frankston police are on the hunt for a burglar who recently broke into the Abracadabra costume shop. the owners were a little surprised that the days takings were untouched and that the only thing that remains unnaccounted for is a sheeps costume.

299). Thursday, 31. July 2008 05:25 PM - Host: c220-239-218-180.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Everyone knows how big the Cowboys hearts are, well now they'll be more protected.
News today from Kingston Council is that we have been sucessful in our grant application for funding to purchase a defib unit.
The league are currently negotiating a deal for all clubs to purchase portable defib's, so we will have it ready to go by season 2009. Lets hope that we never have to use it but its better to be safe than sorry.

Pie replied: How good is that graphic!!! (Even if I do say so myself)

English Gentleman replied: Well done Pie, I know you've been working away at this one for years!!

No ambo for Mearnsy replied: Well done Pie,now you can get some smelling salts for Mearnsy.

Amanda Huggenkiss replied: any truth in the rumour that Mearner was infact just after a bit of cuddle?

Peter Styvesunt replied: another story doing the rounds is that Mearner refused to get in the back of the meatwagon because the were not packing any Winnie blues when all he really wanted was a smoke

298). Thursday, 31. July 2008 08:53 AM - Host: CPE-124-180-197-163.vic.bigpond.net.au
Jugs - Well organised to the trip away boys last Saturday its nice NOT to have to eat roast beef on a wednesday night for the next 3 months. To those who dont know the winning ticket was syndicated 4 ways so Soley and I are celebrating with a cup of tea and Stan (the goal ump) & Bluey (the band wagon jumper) are getting maggoted

Fairies? replied: I believe Pixie is still curious as to how he got home on Sat night!

Pie replied: Last night I forgot to thank Closey again for the feed on Saturday. So thanks Closey and keep doing those Ready Roast jobs.

Behind the bar replied: From what I saw you did plenty of celebrating off the tea and on the grog, or don't you remember?

Jugs replied: Cant confirm but I wont deny

297). Friday, 25. July 2008 01:44 PM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Sly of the Cowboy World - Rumour comes to me that tickets to this Saturdays $1000 Draw (You may have seen Pie mention it) are almost sold out and will definately be sold out before the day. I understand that you will still be able to attend on the day at a discounted rate but you won't be in the draw. Sounds like it will be a great day. I'll be there incognito trying to over here the alcohol induced talk and will report back the latest rumours and innuendo around the Cowboy world.

Stayed sober replied: What a great day at the saloon on Saturday.There was great support from all the faithfull.

Pie replied: Here here. Great day had by all who attended and wasn't it great to see the winner being one of the Cowboys hardest workers. Congrats Jugs and well done Lynch Pin

296). Thursday, 24. July 2008 08:13 PM - Host: CPE-121-219-232-211.vic.bigpond.net.au
tilt - Did anyone notice our new recruit Rod Carter ( helmut) in the rooms last night i think it is great we need a full back

295). Wednesday, 23. July 2008 06:56 PM - Host: c220-239-218-180.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Don't forget that the end of the season isnt far away so its important to get your tickets for the Austin/Parker Presentation Night which will be on the 19th of September. If you don't have a ticket yet see Rowdy or Lionel. We welcome all comers for our big night of the year so organise a table for a great cheap night out.

294). Wednesday, 23. July 2008 03:50 PM - IP: 203-196-57-130.static-dsl.vic.aussiewholesale.net
Lasso Bob - In regards to tha $1000.00 buck draw, can we maybe, rustle up a few tickets for behind the jump down at the Roy Dore Saloon, as dudes want to buy, and we dont know NUTT'N...how, where or from whom!?! Cheers.

Pie replied: They have been available through popey and bunter but we will see what we've got tonight and put a few behind there or just call Lynchy 0408587959 to garuntee one.

293). Wednesday, 23. July 2008 01:48 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Still Competitive (Part 1)

Fresh from their win last week the Cowboys headed to Bentleigh to take on the Southern Saints, hopes were high for back to back wins. A few players withdrew before the game started and a couple of players were a little worse for wear after celebrations during the previous night, one rowdy Cowboy in particular who had celebrated his 40th.

The Saints were probably the tallest team that the Cowboys had played in the last three years, so in the windy conditions it would be essential that the Cowboys played their fast, mobile game as they would struggle if the ball was in the air too much. A forward line containing Flea, Trash, Shawy, Closey and Paddy highlighted the Cowboys lack of height. Lynchy was the only forward over six foot, he is even taller when he holds the ball in the air. The first quarter was a dour affair with only one team managing to score a goal, unfortunately it wasn’t the Cowboys even though they had the wind

292). Wednesday, 23. July 2008 01:42 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Still Competitive (part 2)

The quarter showed good signs as the Cowboys moved the ball well but just failed to get a major on the board. Eddie was given a yellow card after a very energetic tackle, that wasn’t really as bad as it looked, it felt like the umpire just wanted to stamp his authority on the game. Fos did his calf again, I don’t know if it was his good one, his bad one, or the one that was bad but came good. So at quarter time the Cowboys were a couple of players and a goal down.

The Cowboys dominated the first half of the second quarter playing good possession football. They gained control and then just chipped the ball around the ground with excellent skills, working the ball forward until they were close enough to score. Their first goal came about as a result of this strategy with Penna taking a mark within range and successfully converting. Late in the quarter the Saints managed to use the ball and the wind effectively and good kicking saw them go into half time with a five goal advantage.

291). Wednesday, 23. July 2008 01:40 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Still Competitive (part 3)

After a slow start to the third quarter the Cowboys got their game in gear and played one of their best quarters of football. The backline held strong with Postie, Ange, Rowdy and Couger not only defending well but sending the ball forward many times. In the middle Penna, Chapps and the freshly peroxided Heater then moved the ball with precision to the forwards. Trash got one off the ground, Chapps employed Steve Johnson type skills (or does Johnson use Chapps type skills) to open the angle for a major and Closely kicked three for the quarter, one from a snap, the other two after pinpoint passes from further up the ground. The Cowboys won the quarter and were less than three goals down going into the last quarter.

The Cowboys again dominated the first part of the quarter but failed to convert opportunities. The oppositions height proved a bit too much in the end and although the Cowboys didn’t score in the last quarter, they were not disgraced in any way. The commitment shown by the players right through till the end of the game was outstanding and although it was another loss the Cowboys should be proud of their efforts.

The Cowboys have back to back away games, their next game is against Footscray at the Williamstown oval so get there to show your support for the boys and forget the $1,000 draw this Saturday at the Club.

Pie replied: Sorry to correct you Caro but the next game won't be at Williamstown oval as there is a junior comp on there. As yet we don't know where we are playing but we have offered our oval to Footscray if they are in a bind. Watch this space for ground location.

290). Wednesday, 23. July 2008 12:24 PM - Host: c220-239-218-180.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - In case you didnt know, there's a $1000 draw this Saturday at the club. There are only a few tickets left so don't think you can lob on the day and be garunteed a ticket. Call Lynchy ASAP for a ticket. The draw will start at 2pm sharp. If you arrive after that and you don't have a ticket the cost will be $15 to participate in the day. Remember if you don't have a ticket, your a looser already

289). Wednesday, 16. July 2008 04:27 PM - Host: CPE-121-219-242-1.vic.bigpond.net.au
where is he - is there any fear of Martys massive head leaving its sizable shadow at Roy Dore Reserve or has he retired for good

grapevine replied: Word is the massive crumpeted one is embarking on a coaching career with his all conquering under 11,s he has even let rip with a few Paganisms in his inspirational pre game adresses , i think he is making a charge for the top job?

Cosmic Druid replied: ...paganisms as in the non-mainstream 'pagan', spiritual teachings???

no cosmic replied: the Dennis Pagan type teachings

fornetti replied: I do not believe this

288). Tuesday, 15. July 2008 01:49 PM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Sly of the Cowboy world - Do you think their might be a $1000 draw coming up????

hmmm replied: looks more like a pie night!

287). Monday, 14. July 2008 10:22 PM - Host: c211-28-48-97.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Pie - PIE - $1000 DRAW
SATURDAY 26TH OF JULY
1PM START
2PM - 3PM FREE BEER/WINE
3PM - 4PM HAPPY HOUR
FOOD SUPPLIED
$20.00 PER TICKET ADMITS ONE
(AND YES THERE IS WINE, ITS FOR ALL THOSE GUYS THAT PLAYED THE FIRST YEAR AND WE HAVENT SEEN SINCE)
SEE HELMET OR POSTY FOR TICKETS

286). Monday, 14. July 2008 10:18 PM - Host: c211-28-48-97.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - PIE - $1000 DRAW
SATURDAY 26TH OF JULY
1PM START
2PM - 3PM FREE BEER/WINE
3PM - 4PM HAPPY HOUR
FOOD SUPPLIED
$20.00 PER TICKET ADMITS ONE
(AND YES THERE IS WINE, ITS FOR ALL THOSE GUYS THAT PLAYED THE FIRST YEAR AND WE HAVENT SEEN SINCE)
SEE HELMET OR POSTY FOR TICKETS

285). Friday, 11. July 2008 12:50 PM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Sly of the Cowboy World - Rumour comes to me that this Wednesday night after training there will be a well known local journo and his Physio wife attending for the Cowboys side selection. Apparently some great physio deals will be offered and maybe a good story written for the Leader News.

284). Wednesday, 9. July 2008 01:57 AM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Win (part 1)

I don’t know if it was the experience of the last four games, the internal desire of all Cowboys to win, the prospect of a winless season and relegation, an additional $5,000 in the bank or the inspiration of Billy Brownless and BT, but whatever it was the Cowboys got their act together this week and recorded their first win for the season.

Kicking into a strong wind in the first quarter, the Cowboys were a bit scratchy early but played great defensive football in the second half of the quarter to go into quarter time only one goal down. The backline held firm thanks to the return of Fos and Hilly, alongside the backline stalwarts of Postie, Rowdy and “new boy” Ange. Chaps played the loose man down back and the Cougar provided the run out of defence that was needed into the wind. Notty provided the only major for the quarter after a great run through the half forward line.

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283). Wednesday, 9. July 2008 01:55 AM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Win (part 2)

The Cowboys started slowly in the second quarter with the wind, but eventually got their game into gear and put on five goals for the quarter, dominating the play with good possession football and smart use of the ball. The backline again provided the springboard to attack, with Penna, Mearnsy and Heatta providing the link to the forwards. Trash got two for the quarter, Mossy snapped one, Shawy got another and another “new boy”, Andy, kicked one from the pocket with one of the most ordinary, but effective, tumble punts seen for many years.

The third quarter was back into the wind, which had seemed to strengthen over the halftime break, but the Cowboys held firm. Mossy got his second after a pack splitting mark and the backline once again regrouped to repel many attacks from the opposition. The Cowboys again kept possession with good skills often switching play to take the ball forward.

282). Wednesday, 9. July 2008 01:54 AM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Win (part 3)

The Cowboys went into the last quarter with a five point lead and the wind behind them, although the wind had dropped a bit so the Cowboys knew that they would not be able to rely on the wind to win the game. Marcellin got the first goal of the quarter and took the lead and many sceptics thought the Cowboys were going to repeat the efforts of the previous week and let the game slip from their grasp. However, the Cowboys got their heads into the game and didn’t let the opposition score another major and put on three of their own. Notty got his second, Mossy his third, after a typically strong mark and Penna got on the end of a series of passes to kick the final goal of the game. The series of passes starting with Lynchy who marked well and proceeded to show the crowd that he had the ball with his impersonation of the Statue of Liberty.

So with success now under their belt the Cowboys head to Bentleigh for the next game against the Southern Saints in two weeks time. Dare I say it, but at this point of the season the Cowboys are still mathematical possibilities to make the finals. A final point to Pie, surely you know my TV commitments to “On The Couch” and “Footy Confidential” makes it hard for me to get these reports completed until Tuesday.

Pie replied: Get fair dinkum Caro, the Cowboys is where the big bucks and the public interest is.

rumour mill replied: piss talk is slowly gaining momentum and apparently seeing the cowboys play in div 1 a lot of retired\retiring players are considering pulling on the cowboy boots. The big question is when? forget your egos and have a crack. As you can see div 1 is full of skillful players.

281). Sunday, 6. July 2008 11:03 PM - Host: c220-237-135-119.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
spectator - forgot to mention Chaps who was also great, but lose the richo act pal, lesser players need encouragement not put downs.

mammoth replied: did you scope out the size of the big forward pockets 3KZ

Can't see the scoreboard replied: In the words of Daryl Eastlake "HUGE!!!!!!!!"

280). Sunday, 6. July 2008 10:49 PM - Host: c220-237-135-119.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
spectator - now that the weight of coach has been lifted off his shoulders and the addition of new boots it was great to see fos dominate accross half back and through the centre during the first half.His sweeping handballs and decision making under pressure was great to watch.Mossy worked hard as usual often under pressure from several opponents to snap a great goal.Good to see Scotty Hill back repelling many opposition foward thrusts.Essa Wilson is a great addition to the team with his silky foot skills and will continue to improve with match fitness.Go cowboys!

279). Sunday, 6. July 2008 10:24 PM - IP: 211.28.32.121
PIe - Come on Caro wheres the report. I know its only been 3 1/2 hours but WE WON!

278). Friday, 4. July 2008 11:10 AM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Pie - Yes I know I spelt Their wrong

277). Friday, 4. July 2008 11:07 AM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Pie - What a night we had on the footy show last night. Well done to Trash who spun up $5000 for the Cowboys, which will be put away for a later endeavour by the committee. Thanks to Dribs and Megs who worked tirelessly all night. Thanks to Lynchy for organising the chicken. Thanks to the sports club and in particular Mick Mac for the pies. Thanks to Melbourne Sumo (and there new employee Steamboat) for the discounted bull. Thanks to who ever got webby out of the camera shot. And thanks to Chaps for not trying to be funny.
And thanks to everyone that turned up. The club hasnt been that full for a long time and it was great to see so many kids allowed to stay up late for the show. To anyone who took photos or video, could you please burn them for me.
Now onto this weekend. We need as many people there as possible to cheer on the Cowboys to what we hope will be our first win for the year. Forget the tanking, its time for a win. If you can lend a hand i.e. time keeper, water man/woman, please see jugs when you get to the ground. The special guests that Sly spoke about are rumoured to be playing in the Masters so keep your eyes open.
Finally, the Junior are running a trivia night Saturday night at the club so get along and support the kids.

276). Wednesday, 2. July 2008 05:13 PM - Host: c211-28-32-121.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - FOOTY SHOW HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THEY WILL BE AT THE CLUB THURSDAY NIGHT SO GET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TOGETHER AND JOIN IN THE FESTIVITIES AT THE CLUB.
(Picture is for display purposes only)

275). Tuesday, 1. July 2008 11:08 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Come Close (part 3)

All that can be said about the last quarter, apart from Closey getting his second, is that it was disappointing for the boys to get to a winning position and then let it slip. Keep your chin up Cowboys, many AFL teams do the same thing after not tasting success for an extended period. This Sunday, (there is no rest week), the Cowboys take on Marcellin at home in game that the boys are confident that they can win. Get there to support the boys.

On other matters I heard a rumour that the Footy Show may be coming to the Cowboys on Thursday night to spin Billy’s Wheel. Look for a message from Jugs for further details and if it is true get there to support the boys and see if they can win big on the wheel. There is also a trivia night on Friday at the club to raise money for the juniors.

Late edit having seen the notices on the chat page, the Footy Show is coming to the Cowboys and Jugs, everything comes to he who waits.

274). Tuesday, 1. July 2008 11:05 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Come Close (part 2)

Steamboat found a new home for himself at centre half back with many strong marks, ably supported by the run of the Cougar and Eddie who welcomed many opposition players with bone jarring tackles. Late in the quarter Flea pounced on a loose ball and snapped truly. Mossy marked strongly (does he mark any other way) and goaled to leave the Cowboys only 9 points adrift at the big break.

The Cowboys started the third quarter with a flood of goals. Mossy marked deep in the pocket and goaled with a checkside punt. Webby finally got the goal he deserved and Closey, not wanting to be outdone by Mossy, snapped one from the opposite pocket after a strong mark on the goal line. The backline continued to repel many attacks with the Postman leading the charge, so good was Postie, that his opponent got a bit lippy, then a bit more lippy and finally lippy enough to be given a red card and told to hit the showers. For the first time in the season the Cowboys had established a lead and despite a late goal to the opposition they took a 5 point lead into the final break.

273). Tuesday, 1. July 2008 11:03 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys Come Close (part 1)

Like many of the horses in the Grand National, the Cowboys fell at the hurdle that was their first win of the year. Speaking of falls, Pie dislocated a finger during the pre-game warm up on the ground and failed to take his place on the ground. The Cowboys started slowly, their cause not helped by very wayward kicking at goal. The Cowboys were robbed of a goal when a goal umpire decided that Webby’s kick had gone over the goal post, mind you the goal umpire made this call from the mid point between the goalposts. They Cowboys kicked seven behinds before Trash got on the end of a pass from Helmut to give the side the first major of the day. Despite three more shots at goal the Cowboys were 17 points behind at quarter time.

Due to a hamstring twinge early in the first quarter Closey banished himself to the forward pocket where he shrugged the injury to chase down an opponent and get the turn over that resulted in a Cowboy goal. (Unfortunately this reporter was distracted at the time to see who kicked the goal, but I will put it down to Chaps even though he wasn’t there, I’m sure he wouldn't claim it if he wasn’t there?).

272). Tuesday, 1. July 2008 02:33 PM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Pie - THE FOOTY SHOW IS COMING TO THE CARRUM FOOTY CLUB THIS THURSDAY NIGHT

Be there at 8.30 pm and see Brian Taylor and Billy Brownless riding a Mechanical Bull and Spinning the wheel.
$2 entry fee for everyone and all welcome including the kids.
(It will be a bit of a late night but it is school holidays)
We want to fill the footy club, so come along and join the fun.
(Numbers will be limited for safety reason so first in best dressed)

kingston engineer replied: i dont think the place was built to handle the weight of B Brownless , i can see his crumpet going through the ceiling as we are not known for our clubroom ceiling height!

271). Tuesday, 1. July 2008 11:08 AM - Host: CPE-124-180-216-110.vic.bigpond.net.au
Jugs - Where's Caro's Comments ?

270). Tuesday, 1. July 2008 12:07 AM - Host: c220-239-221-129.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
AFL Recruit - Can anyone out there help me to find the carrum player(31)that played on sunnday.I was so impressed with that run of his through the centre that we would like him to help out our fitness people at our club.

Jugs replied: I had a birds eye view of Lynch Pins Phil Manassa like run, Lynchy had run so far by the time he kicked the ball he had sobered up..

Impressed Selector replied: Legend has it Lynchy started his run at half back and finished at Templestowe...

FORREST GUMP replied: Lynchy's got my measure

Monaghetti replied: Mine Too

Pie replied: Apparently his body has stopped but his legs are still running

against physics replied: How can such a rotund unit get moving on those pins , i think it is worth looking into more

269). Thursday, 26. June 2008 11:22 AM - Host: c211-28-200-105.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Whats going on.
Where are all the Cowboy players!
There was very few at training last night, do you think it could have something to do with the fact that we are travelling to diamond valley this weekend?
We don't want to do all this travel but thats just how the league is set up for now so we have to cop it.
Support your mates and make the effort to get to the game.
We will be low in numbers for both masters and supers so get along there and have a kick.

Districts man replied: Thats great news see you cowscum next year in div 2

districts loser replied: Districts man havent you got over being pumped last year(LOSER )we would still whip you peanuts, get back to your own fly blown blog site ,you guys would never get to look at div 1 so to play you winners again we will have to go back to div 2, wouldnt that give you more nightmares remember finals 07 tyoe

telstra replied: Pie to get guys to front you have to call them , the blokes that use this blog site are already converted so its no use airing views if no body reads them , get the so called staunch Carrum guys to show some character because it is them that is letting us down by drifting off, similar to 95 so there is no use whinging get on the front foot or we will follow a familiar path

Pie replied: Believe it or not some of those boys do read the blog even though they don't submit comments. Every SMS that jugs sends goes to the full list including retired players. Its just that some of us are prepared to be sore and injured and some of us arent. We can't force the blokes to play, but we do let them know that we need everyone we can get. And don't compare this to 1995. Whole different attitude and reason for existance with this club.

closey replied: Just a comment on the discussion between telstra and Pie , there is a definite decline of the original Carrum personelle from 06 to now for what ever reason but this team is community based involving many local clubs and to strengthen our existance we have to recruit as many freshly retired blokes as we can , but it is good to see some healthy debate on where we are heading. Obviously It would be nice to see some of our original team mates around more even if it just supporting or helping out behind the scenes

Reality replied: To Telstra, Pie & Closey,I agree with all your comments but most so called Old Carrum People will treat you like a Speed Hump, slow down, take a look,drive over you then take off !! Dont let this community fool you they are as fickle as any other!! The true Carrum people are the ones that jump on the bus or hang over the balconey and the 1/2 dozen who throw on the jumper..

268). Thursday, 19. June 2008 07:43 PM - Host: c211-28-205-8.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
PIE - $1000 DRAW
SATURDAY 26TH OF JULY
1PM START
2PM - 3PM FREE BEER/WINE
3PM - 4PM HAPPY HOUR
FOOD SUPPLIED
$20.00 PER TICKET ADMITS ONE
(AND YES THERE IS WINE, ITS FOR ALL THOSE GUYS THAT PLAYED THE FIRST YEAR AND WE HAVENT SEEN SINCE)
SEE HELMET OR POSTY FOR TICKETS

yummy replied: thats a fair sqeeze in the photo pie , any chance she can tape an ankle?

Pie replied: No, but in the old days we'd have a function yearly where she may have appeared. Not polictically correct now though unfortunately, or is it?

267). Wednesday, 18. June 2008 05:56 PM - IP: 10.1.5.55
lucky - What a grand day we had last sunday at coburg . The bus broke down before we even left Carrum , we got lost on the way there and last but not least they weren't selling beer when we got there! The good news - the over the hill gang won by ten goals on a ground the size of JUG'S #@*%! and we found a bottle shop before dehydration set in .PS ask steam boat about the second goal .

266). Wednesday, 18. June 2008 12:18 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Cowboys get four points

The Cowboys got their first "win" of the season this week thanks to the bye so there will be no report from me this week. However, sources have informed me about a number of highlights from the Masters game at Brunswick.

Webby stood tall at full forward and kicked six, Rowdy got his first goal after three years of trying with the Cowboys (it can't be that hard, even Marty has kicked goals) Steamer kicked two goals in two minutes and DJ joins the ranks of game winning coaches.

Next report after the Diamond Valley game.

265). Tuesday, 17. June 2008 11:19 AM - Host: c211-28-205-8.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
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cramped cowboy replied: Speaking of Rowdy,it was great to witness the breaking of a 3 year drought when Rowdy kicked his first goal.My estimate is that he was near the centr when he kicked it.

Phantom replied: Was it the centre of the goal square?

cramped cowboy replied: The centre of the goal square was close to the centre of the ground.In fact I think he started his run up at centre half back!

264). Thursday, 12. June 2008 06:10 PM - Host: CPE-121-219-23-100.vic.bigpond.net.au
whoosh - did anyone at training last night notice Penna get caught in Eds vapour trail as he went streaming down field , he didnt touch the ground untill he got the the other end

Phantom replied: I think it would be best that someone in a senior roll down at the Cowboys tell Big Ed that out of all the Cowboys to choose he should not mess with Big Pen. From my understanding as an outsider Penna was off balance at the time and under normal circumstances would have put the big fella on his backside.

Looking for heroes replied: Has anyone else felt the vibe of a new cult hero emerging at cowboy land?Yes Saddles at full forward had the Carrum faithfull gasping in awe as he lead,marked,goaled, and turned on a halfpenny bit.I say get on board the Saddle Bags express and enjoy the ride!

263). Wednesday, 11. June 2008 03:00 AM - IP: 123-243-102-148.static.tpgi.com.au
Ming - Hi Cowboys, Welcome to Masters and another trip to the wrong side of the Yarra.
Unfortunately due to ground works (ha!?) Brunswick are playing at the Postage Stamp. Jackson Res, Boyne St, Nth Coburg [Map 18A10] - start at 1pm
With your Supers enjoying a bye, maybe you will have a fairly full squad for us to lock horns with.
We have heaps of players, so can help out if needed.

Ming replied: By the way. There are Speed Cams and patrol cars in use all around the area. Take care.

Pie replied: Thanks Ming,
Will be picking the side tonight so I'll pass on the location and info re speed cameras etc. I am hoping we will have more than enough but we'll just have to see how many put their hand up tonight.

262). Saturday, 7. June 2008 12:48 AM - Host: c220-237-135-146.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Dates to remember
$1000 draw on the 26th of July
Bus trip to the MAF grandfinal 14th September
Trip Away 29/30/31 of August

Ascot Vale replied: Trip away i gather you cowgirls planned that early in the year. No finals for girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jugs replied: Be careful A.V. The Boys havent got back from the last one !!!

261). Saturday, 7. June 2008 12:46 AM - Host: c220-237-135-146.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Its got a bit quiet down Cowboy Land. Does this mean that Marty was behind most of the banter and since he's dropped off theres no need for responses. Come on guys , if we don't use the blog, we loose the blog.

260). Wednesday, 4. June 2008 02:09 AM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan (Part 2) - The Cowboys had to regroup as injuries stopped Chaps and Mearnsey from coming back on after halftime and Fos and Heater were a bit “proppy”. In the third quarter, they managed to stifle many of Essendon’s attacks, holding them to just three goals. Shawy was moved further up the ground and along with the Cougar helped propel the Cowboys into attack many times during the quarter but the Cowboys failed to score.

In the last quarter the Cowboys were only just outscored by the Bombers as they were rewarded with goals from many forward attacks. Trash and Notty got a bit of it and Helmut roved the pack in the goal square for a major and later Rowdy passed backwards (once a backman, always a backman) to Webby who kicked truly. When the final siren went, Fos had the ball 20 metres out and heeding the passionate calls from the crowd calmly kicked the Cowboys first drop kick goal for the year.

As it now stands the Cowboys have played the top three teams in the competition. They’ve held their heads high and played with courage against tough opposition. If they can keep improving the first win for the season shouldn’t be far off. They might even catch the Masters!

259). Wednesday, 4. June 2008 02:08 AM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Honour in Defeat

This week the Cowboys came up against Essendon, a team that has won 4 of the last 5 premierships, and although they lost the game they should walk away with their heads held high. The Cowboys were only outscored by a couple of goals each quarter as they got their game plan together and put pressure on their opponents with great tackling and great movement of the ball down the ground.

Chaps kicked the first goal for the Cowboys with a great snap as he, Mearnsey, Bruiser and Webby provided great drive forward, despite once again being vertically challenged (even Webby!). The backline held firm with Postie, Molly and Hilly putting immense pressure on their opponents and forcing errors. Heater had gone to the forward line due to an early injury, but it didn’t stop him from chasing down an opponent and being rewarded with a free kick allowing him to slot the Cowboys second goal after the siren.

In the second quarter the Cowboys started where they left off with “new boy” Paddy providing spark on the forward line and kicking his first goal for the Cowboys. The team kept the pressure on their opponents with Penna gathering many possessions on his wing and snapping a goal from 40 metres out. Steamer, playing well in defence, put his body on the line throughout the quarter and went down hard after a savage “bump” (Penna was not involved) from the opposition.

258). Monday, 26. May 2008 05:13 PM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Sly of the Cowboy World - Keep an eye at training over the next few weeks. Information comes to Sly from a very good sourse that some well known new players may be coming down for a run. Watch this space.

Phantom replied: Sly my friend are they of the quality of lets say Penna. You know what I mean good on both sides of his body, tough and hard at it. Oh damn did I write Penna I meant Chaps.

I like to watch- replied: The distance between what isn’t and what is possible is closer each week but no chocolates as yet. There is a great improvement each week and the Cowboys still have that spirit between team and followers that makes them different. P.S. The addition of some forwards will help!

257). Wednesday, 21. May 2008 07:00 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan (Part 3) - A few changes to the team were made at halftime but unfortunately it didn't help the Cowboys. All players tried hard but not enough targets were hit and the opposition ran too well and the difference in scores became greater. Helmut got the only goal for the quarter after another high tackle. A deathly silence fell over the ground when Marty hit the deck and went off suffering from concussion (whether it was through concern or just that Marty was quiet I don't know) it has not been confirmed if Penna was in the incident area.

In the last quarter the Cowboys showed that the could match it with Greensborough and although they increased their lead the Cowboys showed that they can play first division football The Cowboys got a couple of late goals through Trash and another great snap by Flea got him his second for the day.

So what for the Cowboys from here. Sharpen up your skills so targets are hit, be accountable for your opponent and remember that all is not lost and you will get better with each game you play against better opponents.

Pie replied: Thanks Caro

Flea replied: Thanks Caro, but the eye make up was from Helmet who demanded the ball lace up instead of lace in.However I do prefer the sound of your version.

256). Wednesday, 21. May 2008 06:43 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan (part 2) - Despite the weather report predicting rain, hail and storms the conditions were perfect for the Cowboy's first home game. Spurred on by the Cowboy Master's first win, the Cowboys took to the field full of enthusiasm.

Flea produced the goal of the year after avoiding a plethora of tackles and copping one high to get the Cowboys on the board. Check out Flea's sensational eye make up as a result of the high one. Mearnsy got the sides second when he chased down and tackled a fleeing opponent who bounced the ball as Mearnsy laid the tackle. The subsequent 30 metre penalty made it easier for Mearnsy to convert and he went on to admit that the guy he caught must have been the unluckiest guy in the comp if he caught them. The second quarter proved to be goalless for the Cowboys despite a number of forward thrusts. The backline held together well thanks to Postie, Cougar, Molly and Marty. Despite a spare man floating in the backline the Cowboys could not stop the opposition from scoring many goals and going into half time with a substantial lead. An incident in the second quarter saw a Greensborough player stretchered from the ground as one of the gnome quartet, Penna, flexed his muscle in a fair clash of bodies. It was noted that Marty was a lot quieter after, he who wears number 1, showed his darker side.

255). Wednesday, 21. May 2008 05:10 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan (part 1) - Heads up Cowboys

Sunday's result should not seen as the end of the world. The Cowboys have had great success over the past two years and they always knew there would come a time when they met teams that would really test them out. In divisions 2 and 3 if mistakes were made the Cowboys were able to "get away" with them it. The skill level of their opponents wasn't at a level to make them pay. In division 1, one mistake can often mean a goal to the opposition. The teams the Cowboys have played are on a whole much younger, fitter, better disciplined, have better skills and as usual a lot taller. The Cowboys showed on Sunday that when they get their game together they can match a division 1 team, they have the skills and the players, it is just that they have to be "switched on" throughout the game and not just in patches.

So Cowboys heads up and get to training and hone those disposal skills so that mistakes don't occur and the Cowboys show that they can match it with the best in the best division.

Sheriff replied: Bit of a disappointing report after last games effort. This one won't fill much space in the Yeehah!

Caroline Sheahan replied: Patience is a virtue

254). Wednesday, 21. May 2008 01:34 PM - IP: 203.25.230.151
Sly of the Cowboy World - After Sundays game injury reports are; Rod (from G'Borough) Neck xray clear, bit of swelling and two weeks rest but should be OK.
Marty: Head back to normal ie still boof head and ugly. Raring to play against Essendon next week. Claiming he dosn't remember borrowing $50 of every Cowboy player after the game.
Foz: Sore legs and after resigning as coach has been asked to coach the Aus Kick and is negotiating contract.
T-Rex, Broken finger. Having difficulty wiping rear with other hand.
Lynchy, sore body all over and sore head after late night drinking sesion Sunday with Hicksy and Pie.
Geoff Dyer, Feeling good but looking for a new hairdresser. Fab, Shoulder looking OK but looking for a new shoe shop. Pene, feeling great but looking for his next on field victim.
Rick Lacy, bit sore after two games but busy shaving down his body in preparation of his act in Carrum Idol this Saturday night at the club.
Chaps, hurt pride after reading the latest Yeehah, but recovering.

253). Monday, 19. May 2008 09:58 PM - Host: CPE-58-165-4-251.vic.bigpond.net.au
The Real Selector - Looking at the positives that loss got us off the bottom of the ladder and if we keep it up who knows we might back door the four !!!

252). Monday, 19. May 2008 09:35 AM - Host: CPE-58-165-4-251.vic.bigpond.net.au
Jugs - Well done to the Masters on their win and would like to thank everybody (especially the fill ins) to get us up and away. The Supers tried hard all day again and did not give up (except for the Coach). But seriously would like to thank Fos for the last 18 months as Coach and as we've said since the Club was created... Family and Work comes first the Footy is about fun & Mateship. To the Players.... losing is only temporary but being mentally weak is a stigma you have to live with..... ( I am in awe of you Mearnsy )

Flea replied: Thanks to Fos from me too.I too am in awe of Mearnsy as at one stage I thought he had died.Somebody will need to keep telling the big fella what happened as he seemed to forget every ten seconds.I hope Marty is feeling better today.

General Soreness replied: All i can remember is being best on ground and floating loose across the half forward line - then bang - the lights went out and was time to call it a day. Who took my award home? And what about the hit Frank "The Anvil" Penhalluriack put on that poor little Greensborough bloke. Better get some of your gangster buddies to rally around Frank as those Greensborough boys have long memories.

green burra replied: we have all been down at the club trying to figure out how your J Brown knocked himself out, no matter how small the sumo suit we cant get our head to hit the ground

251). Thursday, 15. May 2008 04:16 PM - IP: 121.220.61.66
Anonymous - I hear on the dusty grapevine that Paul Martello will be back for the Cowboys this week. I also hear that there was a hush and air of confusion as the his name was read out at centre half back. As an outsider I am quite confused as to how a player who hasn't trained much, other than on his appetite can warrant a key position in what is a strong 'home ground' side. Is he a favorite of the coach or is there something more to it? I have watched the Cowboys from the start and I'm still trying to work out why you rate him so highly. I would appreciate some feedback from a selector.

Phantom replied: Is this from you Closey? If so you're a very harsh man, Big Balls is not completely useless.

no replied: this is Closey now and the comments written are very true and correct ,Marty should know i only comment about the size of his lemon spread but we also know him as Wallace Fairweather

selector replied: Mr Anonymous who would you suggest would be better than Marty keeping in mind we have 2 teams everyone gets a gig and we are only here for a bit of fun?

250). Friday, 9. May 2008 11:21 AM - IP: 10.1.5.55
oldtimer - If you want a good laugh grab a copy of the Chelsea Independent . Pie's managed to get his ugly dial on the front page . Look's ET's twin to me!

wingnuts replied: hows the size of his port melbourne piers

Pie replied: Maybe I was pissed!

249). Wednesday, 7. May 2008 01:27 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Welcome to Division 1 (Part 2)

The Cowboys tried to regroup at halftime, Fos rallied the team for a better second half committment only to find that his motivation spiel finished well before even the umpires had taken to the ground. (maybe somebody led him astray about the umps and opponents being already on the ground). Penna got used his soccer skills to put one through, but despite on going efforts the Cowboys could not put any more majors on the scoreboard and as a result were down by 9 goals at 3/4 time.

The last quarter started with the best clearance seen in the history of the Cowboys with Webby working his magic in the ruck and Chapps providing the drive forward. Unfortunately the conversion to goal didn't occur but it did show that the Cowboys can play the game and that in future weeks they will be victors rather than the defeated.

Better players on the day in no particular order (although I had better put Chapps first to avoid any whinging, because he was BOG in the Grand Final) Webby (great debut), Heater, Oldy, Bruiser, Fab, Saddlebags and Pen.

The next game is at home against Greensborough on the 18th and I urge all those that support the Cowboys to be there to cheer them on, watch them unfurl their premiership flag from last year and show that they are supported by the local community. Remember the Cowboys are trying to get two teams onto the ground each week so if you want to really get involved be at training on Wednesday night.

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248). Wednesday, 7. May 2008 01:11 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Welcome to Division 1

A baptism of fire, a reality check, call it what you want, the fact is that the Cowboys felt the full power of a Division 1 team in their opening game against Ascot Vale. On first impressions it seems that Div. 1 teams play a much faster and structured game than teams in the other divisions in which the Cowboys have tasted success. In the weeks to come the Cowboys will have to work on their delivery skills, their accountability for an opponent and game plan to be competitive in Div. 1. However, it is not all doom and gloom for the Cowboys, in fleeting glimpses they played as well as they have in past years in was just that they met a stronger more "drilled" team in their first match.

Greg Oldham struck first blood for the Cowboys in the opening minute of the game to give the Cowboys their first goal of the year. This goal resulting from a great centre clearance. Not much joy for the Cowboys for the rest of the quarter despite the efforts up field by Heater, Bruiser, Fab and Saddlebags. At quarter time the Cowboys were 4 goals down after kicking into the wind.

Penna kicked the first goal of the second quarter and it looked like the Cowboys were going to make a game of it with Trash snapping one and Fab getting one just over the line after a strong mark. However the opponents out scored the Cowboys and went into the half time break 6 goals ahead.

247). Tuesday, 6. May 2008 06:12 PM - Host: CPE-58-168-213-91.vic.bigpond.net.au
JUGS - Like to thank Jesse, Sharon, Ken, Clarky, Dribbles, Buzz and the water boy for helping out at Ascot Vale. The eleven blokes who turned up to play Masters & the 5 guys from Ascot Vale who filled in.

Vales replied: Thanks for the game all the best for the year have fun . Even your up against it in div 1.

Pie replied: And thanks to the blokes that hung around for the awards at least we went home with a raffle prize (even if it was second).
Cheers to Chaps who won the half a D and unknowingly shared them with those who remained.

246). Friday, 2. May 2008 06:24 PM - Host: CPE-121-219-150-179.vic.bigpond.net.au
injury updates - apparently helmut has found a hair out of place he is expected to miss 2 - 3 weeks, Molly won't play untill he can see his toes 2 - 3 weeks , Maniac injured his back while trying to spit on Terry off the club balcony 4 - 5 weeks, Marty's giant scone was struck by a low flying pelican 1 - 2 weeks,Ponch has had a meltdown indefinite, more updates to follow........

Observer replied: Molly will miss more than a couple of weeks if he has to wait untill he can see his toes the whisper around g & D bricklaying is that he has bought himself a wok pot so that he can iron the wrinkles out of his shirts

245). Thursday, 1. May 2008 11:29 PM - Host: c220-237-183-159.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
bucks - wheres the team selector?

244). Thursday, 1. May 2008 11:51 AM - IP: 10.1.5.55
gnomewatch - looks like the famous cowboys gnome squad has grown by one . any clues on who put it there ? some suggestions it looks like Soley's big boof head !

243). Thursday, 1. May 2008 12:20 AM - Host: c220-237-38-118.brasd1.vic.optusnet.com.au
saddles - here's the map boys for sunday

lost gnome replied: melways ref. and ground mame and address would help.

vales replied: we play at a reserve u dickheads but you guys go to the showgrounds you bunch of clowns

saddles replied: to mr magoo from vales..your reserve is on that map u fwit..go to your own site you fhead

Sheriff replied: Easy Saddles, everyone is welcome on the Cowboys blog

242). Monday, 28. April 2008 11:28 PM - Host: c211-28-205-6.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Last training before game day so everyone get down there Wednesday.
We only play 8 games now as Federal have gone to Div 3 so we have a bye, therefore you need to train to ensure you get one of veru few games in our season.
Come on you blokes who we only saw in the first year. This clubs survival and success needs more than twelve months, or even two years comitment. come and have a kick with the Masters at least.

241). Thursday, 24. April 2008 05:00 PM - Host: CPE-124-181-54-39.vic.bigpond.net.au
einstein - Apparently our esteemed coach is having a spell from the grog to re-generate some brain cells , it is a major concern of his not being able to communicate at all ( only a brief fleeting clap )whilst in full consumption mode lets get behind him in his quest for soberness his situation is remarkably close to a Carlton spearheads current position

Fev replied: rumour has it Fozz took a leak on the wishing wells window during a beverage frenzy, how come he didnt get fined ?

schmashed replied: Because it is a toilet. Isn't it?

240). Wednesday, 23. April 2008 07:26 PM - Host: c211-28-33-181.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie - Positive Positive Positive. Theres your Positive feed back and for two reasons. Firstly I can cut and paste it straight into the Yeehah. Secondly you didnt mention how bad I played or how much skin I left on the ground.
Keep up the good work

Also we need to know if your in or out for the game at Ascot Vale. I know its a bit of a drive but the selectors will look favourably on those who play, when selecting the team for the first home game and flag raising on the 18th of May.
Let Foz or Jugs know ASAP. Lets not make the Masters players have to play in two games.

239). Monday, 21. April 2008 09:17 PM - IP: 192.30.92.238
Caroline Sheahan - Part 2

At the halftime break, Fos encourage players to “try” things as it was